Thoughts

From a philosopher of our times, of unrivalled stature:

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

"Never eat more than you can lift."

"Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his arms and legs."

~Miss Piggy

And then, from a few others, because it is January:

"When we lose twenty pounds...we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty." ~Woody Allen

"Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake." ~Author Unknown

"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge." ~Don Kardong

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." ~George Bernard Shaw

"I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990." ~Dave Barry

"Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained." ~Author Unknown

"I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?" ~Author Unknown

"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." ~Dave Barry

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." ~Orson Welles

"She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'" ~P.G. Wodehouse